I Say We Take Off and Water Balloon the Site from Orbit.
That lubber Ken Newquist has sent over another salvo of grapeshot, trying to burst our bandwidth with his feeble firepower. His first shot at talking about Dice Make Bonk in his own ‘cast, Radio Active, merely bounced off our hull, armored with the bones of our enemies as it is. So what’s he done now? Why, he’s decided against all sense to come back for more with an unprecidented second review!
Ho, ho, I say! We’ll broadside him and show him the meaning of true power! To me, you scurvy dogs! All eight or nine of you: deploy! Pillage his reviews of Serenity and the Great Book of Amber! Loot his essay on why we love Firefly! Mizzin his mast and shiver his timbers! Yar!
